A guy checks into a hotel in Vegas on a business trip and starts to feel a bit lonely so he decides to get a call girl. So he picks up the phone and calls the number he got from the cab driver.

"Hello?" the woman says.

"Hi, are you nasty? I want nasty. I want it hard and fast. I'm talking kink all night. You name it, we'll do it. Bring equiptment, bring toys. You do me and I'll do you--all night. Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in anything. How does that sound?"

She says, "Umm, Sir? For an outside line you need to press 9."