Poisonous Mushrooms

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Poisonous Mushrooms

Postby rose_M on Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:28 am

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
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Re: Poisonous Mushrooms

Postby DarkOne on Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:42 pm

See I wasn't lying about them women you have to watch them :) Especially after they ask you to bump your life insurance up....
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Re: Poisonous Mushrooms

Postby rose_M on Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:40 pm

It's the wedding cake... it does funky things to us :lol:
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