This is my new savings plan!!



If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one
year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased
$1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00
today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman
Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if
you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling
refund, you will have received a $214.00. Based on the
above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study
found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average,
22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average,
Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud
to be an American!

LOL

Except I don't drink beer and I am not American